I HAD ANOTHER ANXIETY ATTACK | VEDA 4 - Attack on Titan Abridged (Team Four Star) - Episode 1 (CC)

I HAD ANOTHER ANXIETY ATTACK | VEDA 4




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Attack on Titan Abridged (Team Four Star) - Episode 1 (CC)




( choral music )

♪ Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger! ♪

( grunts, ravens cawing )

Did you have that weird
dream again?
Yes!
( grunts in frustration )

[ Eren Jaeger ] ( narrating ):
My name is Eren Jaeger. I'm ten years old.

I live within the walls with my family.

I spend most of my days with my adopted sister Mikasa.

I met her a long time ago during a summer trip.

( screaming and grunting )

And it got
really
crazy when the third guy showed up.

( grunting and screaming )

I live with her and the rest of my family...

my mother and my supportive father.

Dad! When I grow up, I want to invent ice cream.
That's okay, son. When I was your age
I had stupid dreams, too.
( deadpan ): Like being a supportive father
who is around for his children?
[ Carla Jaeger ]
Mm-hmm.
Aha, it's funny you say that
'cause I'm leaving today!
But dad!

What about that thing in the basement?

( laughs )
I'll show you when I get back.
Promise?
( insincerely ): Yeah! Mm-hmm!

[ Eren ] ( narrating ):
And of course you can't

forget about my best friend, Armin.

[ Armin ]
Oh yeah, seriously,
you guys are gonna beat me up?

This is why I called you guys assholes
in the first place!
You know, it's good.

( blows landing, Armin grunting )

[ Eren ] ( narrating ):
We all lived happily together in this peaceful city

and nothing is ever going to change that.
[ Armin ] I come from a military family!

But part of me always wished
for some sort of adventure.

( thunder )

( grunts )

( whispering ): Why did I wish for this adventure?

[ Man #1 ]
Holy shit! Is that a Titan?

[ Man #2 ]
You know, I heard they'd be naked

but that's a lot more naked than I expected.

[ Woman ]
Whoa!

[ Man #3 ]
My leg!

[ Eren ]
It's okay! Maybe the Titans can't get in!

[ Mikasa ]
They're in.

Dammit, Eren! You keep jinxing shit
and your house is right there.

( Eren, others clamoring )

[ Man over tannoy ]
Attention, everyone. The outside wall has been breached

and Titans have begun entering the city.

Please make your way to the Wall Maria exit

in a calm and orderly fashion.

In the meantime, we will be
playing soothing music for your leisure.

( andquot;Daybreakandquot; by Michael Haggins
playing over tannoy )

[ Woman #2 ]
Oh, that's nice.

( crowd screaming )

[ Man over tannoy ]
We will now be turning up the music.

( music plays louder )

You know, I woke up today
and I realized I hate everyone, and this happens.
Oh, today's a win.
[ Eren ]
Mom! Are you okay?

( grunts andquot;noandquot; )

Is it because the house is on you?

( grunts andquot;yesandquot; )

Do you want me and Mikasa to save you?

( grunts andquot;yesandquot; with urgency )

[ Eren ]
Mikasa! Use your super strength or something!

[ Mikasa ]
There's a Titan coming.

( Carla grunts urgently )

Don't worry, kids!
It's time...
for Hannes!

( explosion )

( voices singing Hannes' name )

Get your mom out of there.
I'll take care of this Titan lickety-split!

( yelling )

( tires screeching, Hannes squealing )

( urinating )

[ Hannes ]
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope!
All right, kids! Say goodbye to Mom!
[ Eren ]
Noooooo!!!

( grunts fearfully )

( Background music from

Shadow of the Colossus
playing )

[ Eren ]
No! I can't see this!

Turn me around! Turn me around!

[ Hannes ]
We can't turn around, kid!
She's gone!

( anguished scream )

( CRUNCH! )

♪ Hello darkness, my old friend... ♪ ♪

All right, guys!
Most of the citizens have made it through the gate.
Keep laying down a suppressing barrage
until they're all through.
Then, we'll be home free!

( Brock Lesnar's entrance theme playing )

What?!
No! Seriously, guys!
What the actual hell is that?!

( thunderous footfalls )

Whatever it is, shoot it!

SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!!!

Ohh...

SHIT!!!

( crashing and crumbling )

( steam hissing )

[ Man ]
Hey, fuck that guy!

[ Male narrator ] ( cheerfully ):
And so hundreds of thousands of people died

and the outer wall was taken over by Titans.

And the survivors were forced into refugee camps

where they didn't have enough food, so even more people died!

YAAAAYYYY!

But, how are Eren and the gang getting by?

[ Eren ]
Guys! I know how to solve all their problems!
You want more food, kid?
Yeah!
Then you should fuckin' join the military!
You can get all the food you want!
Really?
Yeah!
And you can also do stuff like this!

( grunts )

That sounds awesome!
We'll join the military!
We can get all the food, authority
and
vengeance

that we ever wanted!
[ Eren ]
I know we've been going through
some rough times lately.
I mean, my mom died
and the rest of Armin's family died.
Yeah, I know right?!
I'm glad that it worked out for us!
Armin!
Not all of us can be like you
and love the fact that our
parents are dead!

Except for Mikasa...

'cause hers were murdered right in front of her.

I guess now I can understand
why she's so messed up in the-

( punch lands, Eren grunts )

The military sounds great.
[ Eren ] ( weakly ):
Yeah.
( coughs )

[ Keith Shardis ] ( loudly ):
Alright, you poop nobblers!

Now, I don't want no screwing around

with you batch of
meat tossers!

Last group thought it would be funny
to shove a
corn cob
up a trainee's
bunghole!

And you know what happened?
They were asked to leave politely, and it was

awkward for everyone!

[ Shardis ]
All right, Aryan coconut.
What's your name?

( stammering ):
Ar-ar-ar...
Well, sweet Mother Teresa
on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz!
You sound like a
majestic fucking eagle!!
Do you sing?
I-I-I-I...
Harmonize with me, maggot!
I don't know if I can-

( Shardis sings very high note,
Armin andquot;harmonizesandquot; off-key )

( neck cracks )

What about you, muffin top?
What's your story?
Oh, well, my name is Jean Kirstein from Trost
and after I ace this academy
I'll be joining the Military Police.
Well.
You seem to have a good head on your shoulders.
Oh, well thank you so m-

( Jean groaning )

[ Shardis ]
Now listen up, you double-deckered
pig fart!

You don't get to join the Military Police
'til after...you pull your head
out of your
hamster hole!

[ Shardis ]
What about you, freckles?

Where do you see yourself in three years?
I plan to give my body in service to the king, sir!
Ah. Ah, you think this is

Harem of the Dead
,
you shrimp-dicked fuck nugget?!
Boy, if you can't even pull a protractor
out of your wiener slot

and turn

then you shouldn't even bother

trying to be with the king!

Well,
sweet
Jolly fucking Ranchers
I bet your mom
wishes
she had swallowed you!

( eating and gulping )

So.
What's going on in this neck of the woods?
You got something to eat there?
Yeah, I'm just...eating a potato.
Ah.
Potatoes, eh?
You, uh...
you like some andquot;po'tatesandquot;?

( munching continues )

( grunts affirmatively )

All right.

( clicks tongue )

Well, uh, from now on...
you'll be known as Potato Girl.

( munching )

I don't like that name.
You know...
those are actually quite
high in calories.
You, uh...
you know what's a real good way
for burning off calories?

( munching )

( mouth full ): What?

( Sasha panting heavily and blubbering inelegantly )

[ Thomas Wagner ] ( stilted inflections ):
Whoa, Eren! That is amazing!
Tell us more about that giant Titan
you could totally beat up!
I'm not saying that I could
take him with one arm...
but I could totally take him with one arm.

( crowd gasps )

( gruff voice ):
Oh my god, Eren!
You're so fuckin' cool! Holy shit!
Thanks for the awkward praise, Connie.

( coughs )

But don't worry. Stick with me, guys
and we'll have our vengeance-

( Jean laughs condescendingly )

Now I may just be a well-educated chap
from...
clearly
a better class

but I'm pretty sure that if they stuck with you

they would be one leg short of a full set.
The fuck did you just say?!
Passion alone is impressive
but do you know the true key
to surviving Titans?
Not fighting them at all
and enjoying a nice cushy life
with the Military Police!
High five?

( footsteps )

( thinking ):
Was it something I say-

( stammering and hyperventilating )

I've never seen a creature quite so-
I'm not into guys with vaginas.
Oh!

( Mikasa's departing footsteps )

( Connie laughs derisively )

Guys! You've got to help me with the 3-D Gear!
Dude, it's not our fault
you suck.

( astounded yell, grunt )

What's the matter, Jaeger?

It's too difficult for ya?

Well, if you want to quit,
that's fine.

We got plenty of job openings
at the custodial department

so you can clean up your

shit performance!!!

Why can't you be

more like that majestic stallion Jean over there?!

( Jean laughs egotistically )

[ Connie ]
Oh my god, Jean!
You're so fuckin' cool!
Holy shit!

No, but seriously.
Fuck Jean. I hate him.
Yeah, he is kind of a prick
but he is good at what he does.
Being a prick?

( everyone else laughs )

You know who gives
the best advice on Gears?
Bertholdt right here.
Whoa...oh...umm...
I'll just andquot;Ber-tellandquot; you what I andquot;Ber-toldandquot; him.
You just got to go out there
and do it.
Just loosen up and be tight at the same time.
That's it?
Ah, you know what,
he makes a
( unintelligible )

he makes a good point!

You know, it's gotta be the same with your power!

( laughs )
This guy's great!

( determined grunts )

Well, sweet
Pacific Rim
-job.

Look at you, Jaeger!

You're all loose and tight
at the same time!
Jean!

Why can't you be

more like Jaeger-
Bombastic
over here?!

( Jean sobs )

[ Connie ]
Oh my God, Jean!
You suck!

Hope you've enjoyed your first stage of training, ladies.

And boys, I'm not sexist

but I sure do hope you've made plenty of friends.
Because now you need to try and kill them.

( Reiner yelling )

( impact landing )

( Reiner grunts )

Haha! Nice.
Now it's your turn to be
the starving orphan with the knife.
Don't you think the title of this training
is a little inappropriate?
Don't you think you should be trying to
stab me for food, you orphan?

[ Jean ]
I'm not gonna fight you. You're dirty!

( punch lands )
[ Jean ] Ow!

Oh, hey.
Look who's trying to
skip out on training.

[ Eren ]
Well. If it isn't
Bitchface McGee...

Dude.
What?
She is totally a bitch!
So, by being an unlikable bitch
do you think people are
gonna like you ironically?

( Annie and Eren grunt )

Why me?!
Dude, look at how big I am.
I'm a beast!

( body hits ground )

Oh you're a beast!

[ Eren ] ( thinking ):
I don't have a witty retort for that.
That's just funny.

[ Eren ]
Hey. Who taught you how to fight?

My dad.
Who taught
you
how to fight?

( Eren struggling )

Now, son. Stop being a faggot
and take your medicine!

[ Eren ]
No, daddy!
YAMETE (stop it)!!!
( hesitantly ): My...dad.

[ Thomas ]
Oh my God!
I can't believe we are

graduating tomorrow!
This is crazy!

It seems like we started yesterday!

[ Connie ]
I know, right?!

( coughs, snorts )
Let me tell you something, Marco.
You the first thing I'm gonna do
when I graduate at the top of the class
and join the Military Police?
Not getting eaten by Titans!

( smug laughter )

[ Eren ]
Titans are my trigger!!!
[ Jean ]
Oh, what?
Are you upset because
your mom got nommed by a Titan?
Shut up man!
You don't know what I've been through!

( Eren sobbing )

That bread tasted awful!
You know who could have
made better bread?
Your mom!
Too bad she was eaten by a Titan!

If I grew up to be a pompous ass like you

I'd wish my mom was dead
so she wouldn't
have to see me!!!

Excellent comeback there, Jaeger-Bombastic.
How would you follow suit, Jean-y boy?
Uh, oh. Um...
I think I was gonna loop back
to something about...bread?
Well. That may just work, actually.
But you know what might work better?
( shouting ):
Going to fuck to sleep!!!

( door slams )

( Connie coughs )

Even if I'm not number one...
I'll still be better than you!

[ Graduation officer ]
Since you have all successfully graduated

you may now choose between three different paths...

the Garrison, where you guard the walls
and occasionally, when no one is looking,
spit and piss off the edge

and for the incredibly stupid -- brave...

the Recon Corps, where you can go out
and fight Titans in their own territory

and finally, the Military Police,
where you serve the king
and push around civilians.

However, this path is only available to the top ten.

[ Jean ] ( thinking ):
I can't believe Jaeger got 5 and I got 6!

( grumbles incoherently )

[ Graduation officer ]
And now, before you make your decison

there is one special perdition that
must be performed by every graduating class.

You are all going to...
[ Eren ]
I can't believe we have to clean the walls.
I'm sick and tired of all this
shit!

[ Eren ]
You said it, Connie!

Come on, guys! Look at the bright side!
What bright side?
I don't know! But when we find it
we should look on it!
I fucking hate you, Thomas!

[ Connie ]
Thomas, you suck!

[ Sasha ]
Hey guys!
I don't want you to panic...
but I stole some meat from Shardis!
Oh, my God! Why would you do that?
Don't worry.
It was a gift from his family.
It will andquot;totesandquot; be worth it!

( coy laughter )

( vibrator buzzes )

I have the most awkward boner!
[ Sasha ]
If you guys don't want any...
( whispering ): I'll put it in my special box!

( closes box lid )

( laughs quietly )

[ Eren ] ( narrating ):
We all survived the fall of Wall Maria...

and we survived our training.

We went through all these hardships together as friends.

And now...

we're moving forward.

Starting today...

we take the fight to the Titans!

( thunder )

( Gipsy Danger Jaeger horn sounding )

Balls!!!

( people screaming )

( Eren yells, grunts )

( gasps )

[ Connie ]
Aww, shit!

The wall's broken and the Titans are gonna get in!

And the people are gonna get eaten by the Titans!

And the land will get taken over by the Titans!

[ Eren ] ( yelling ):

Titan!!!

[ Eren ]
Hey.
It's been five years.

How about a nice slice of vengeance?

( main theme from
Pacific Rim
playing )

( grunts )

[ Eren ]
You'll never get me like that!

All you hit were our defensive...

( defeated tone ): cannons.

Shit.

[ Eren ]
I guess you're not as stupid as you look!

You're even stupider 'cause you're fighting me!

( yells )

Aww!
Eren! Did you kill the Colossal Titan?!
( sarcastically ): Oh yeah! Totally!

Can't you see its giant dead body?!

Are you being sarcastic?!
OF COURSE I'M BEING SARCASTIC!!!

[ Kitts Verman ]
All right, everyone! Listen up!

It is confirmed that, yes, Titans are in the city
and yes, you are going to have to fight them
even though you're all fresh out of training!
This may seem strange to you, however
we believe...

that youth will outweigh experience in this situation

which is why I will be commanding

from this well-fortified castle!

[ Verman ] ( calmly ):
You deploy in fifteen minutes.

[ Panicked male trainee ]
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Armin! What the hell is wrong?
You know what, Eren?! Yes, it's not likely
I was out today and I went upstairs, right?!
'Cause I'm in charge of the gas tanks-

TINK TINK

and I go upstairs...
I ask where the gas is, you know

because, you know,
we are about to go on the offensive!

And then he says, andquot;We don't have any gas.

We only have enough for regular patrols.andquot;
I don't think they're FULLY PREPARED
FOR THIS OFFENSIVE!!!
You make good points, Armin!
Maybe that'll help us out
when we're going headfirst into danger.

( growls )

[ Jean ] ( thinking ):
I can't believe I actually have to use
my Titan-killing training

to kill actual Titans!

This could not get any worse!

( Eren grunts )

Oh! You!
What did you just say?
Wall broken down?
Titans in the city?
People dying?
I bet you were wishing for this to happen...

Jaeger-Bombastic?!

( Jean grunts )

I want you to shut up and

fucking
listen for once.
No one cares about you...or what you want.
All everyone wants to do
is make it through today.
If you can manage that
then you can fuck off to the inner wall
and jerk off like the chicken shit you are!

( Jean bawling )

I want to have sex with you
really bad right now.
God! Don't make it gay, Mikasa!

[ Eren ]
You ready, Armin?

After all these years, we can finally strike back!
Uh, I am, man!
We're gonna fuck 'em up the ass!
( laughs )

[ Eren ]
God! Don't make it gay, Armin!

[ Thomas ]
Don't worry, guys!

Together, there's nothing
we can't accomplish!
You know what?
I agree with you, Thomas.

We have our training

our friends

and our passion that burns deep in our souls!

Let's go!

♪ To stand out ♪

♪ above the crowd ♪

♪ Even if I gotta shout out loud ♪

♪ 'Til mine is the only face you'll see ♪

♪ Gonna stand out- ♪ ♪

( Eren grunts in pain )

No! No! No!

( yells )

Ah, I should be dead.

( man screams )

I think one got me!

( muffled ): Yep, it definitely got me!

( shuddering )

( exasperated sigh )

God help us.
Huh?
Oh, hey God!
Oh no, no! Please God, no!
Eren!!!

[ Armin ]
I LOVE YOU!!!

( groaning weakly )

( flourish of
Attack on Titan
fight theme playing )

Eren!!!

( Eren grunting )

E-E-Eren!

( yells with effort )

( Armin yells )

Oh-hoh!
Eren!

( Eren breathing heavily )

[ Eren ]
Armin!
>>Armin!
>>Yeah yeah yeah!
>>I'm gonna need -- I'm just gonna
need you to listen to me, all right?
>>Yeah I was listening!
>>Okay okay, I-I want you to reach in-
>>Okay, reach in!
>>Armin -- Armin, listen to me!
>>Okay!
>>All right, all right. Reach in...
>>Yeah, just reach in!
>>...and pull me out on three, all right?
>>Yeah! On the count of three?
>>On the count of three, okay?
>>Okay!
One...

( EPIC CRUNCH!!! )

( theme from
It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia
playing )


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