News Anchor Gets Attacked by Cat - Joe Dangerfield - Studio C

News Anchor Gets Attacked by Cat




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intellect
you know credit like a
like a sly here
you're not stroke it hereafter
you want to get uh... if thats offenders
you actually headed this actually works
better on things too
tells her writing
uh... with a reporter in uh... in
charleston well
who would at grad at hand and the longer
he was on the air go like this you could
literally
uh... printers
started erecting
yeses tensions
chocolate um... and dot man at the fuel
to the fire rakha
wanted electoral states that this is a
reporter that i uh... this is a reporter
this young woman a prime minister
aware she
journalist now director it'd be a local
rigged uh... television
dippers rather essentially the same
which is one of the self-protection stab
alright so lets c l_ let's see this
reporting analyst on
simply w
wdw incredibly stressful than important
situation
how everybody thank you for joining us
tonight jail is not enough for the
judge's sentence this pair on animal
abuse charges but it is reporter
kathleen koch for this edition
out on faith and other companies that
that should have planned
out of their car and only the
so that that bond about positive we're
going to have the right
than the groupies knows nothing
he daylight
what has happened happened when that
happens and i think it'll hear you say
that they're looking for the first
couple coming and
and hope that they had me there was some
type of education you know i've been
holding back
everything we've been doing well and so
glad we came on the air pressure and
fight davis is a little as well
about reporters and editors voted upon i
will
for camera panned out right now bodies
perry found estate tell where that got a
little anxiety when i see on to the real
really a has tried to deliver great
differs with the and then she went to
the peace and jewish post arnold because
it can
scratched the living crap out of ur
and they do it the so they come back and
she highlight
uh... and she dropped the cat because
no that's not a little bit
uh... and then they were all the pieces
she's she's trying to get together
uh... ally and then coming out of it
she's like self-effacing and she's
histology sheehy rush's newsletter was
rather than better like that person
lives but she did a great job experience
cleveland ohio but we're cars
from townhome cornerstone
merchant things so that
were nurses go together she's also out
she's pretty issues many habitat
bordered by value to billy have sheet
they brought on the set because of such
a big deal but later the expected
katherine uh... catholic kathleen
cochran joins us now to talk about the
captain decision of the setting listed
as the overdue it other they just uh...
banker like sticker handed like i don't
have any uh... can you find any serious
that's so funny kat
that's the problem of local news do they
have to do not have enough stuff to
cover up throughout the day weekend i
have to have kathleen back on kathy to
ensure that stopped the process
well kathleen and yet look at me all the
eggs into his look on his campaign
probably has the following
season attractive blonde report of
anybody that i a into people evaluating
what happened to her face
where stories about parents o'rourke
even to put up if you do a story about a
assump in trouble
that that
cat or dog you'll have thousands of
people trying to adopt a cat or
and people respond instantly
that so there's no way people saw that
story and they told her for a look at so
you two bits maybe valued ally
everybody's talking about nobody's
adopting a cat that was the one thing i
don't think before we go back to that
the fall of the follow-up interview
with kathleen a brief brief reported
that fire at the cat
if still n
they don't even afterwards like yeah i
did
speaker-elect hahaha ok that satellites
syrup byob also you cannot buy but you
know i was not me he was
financially
driving considers ike
kizlyar often i'd actually just thought
she was pretty jenny when she was
she was professional right now lee
unhurt why thank you for calling on the
couch crashers she went to the break she
scream she dropped the cat grabbed her
face i think that i think that was
pretty
if it were but she came back and she was
like can try to pretend like it was no
big deal writer's writer whether in fact
i a cat and the fifth and it was hard
but it was really embarrassing so we
have fun from kathleen
hat
everything you've been doing well and so
glad we came on the air but
advise you to some of us yes
having a ball accurate reports evidence
but that doesn't that have responded us
listener line
filling out their destinies now week
it's a sweet deal altogether razali
which earlier today that is fine as it
is
battling the cat is that the juga humane
society's rested their lives
teach them there for a year and a half
that it is up for adoption didn't but
she had been shot by people can
have broken frontline that was the
result of the babies
and back here on national sovereignty
turnout this year and a half moon
including materials ponder from
releasing those level of opec she does
look and she seemed really loves animals
that is that
this is just needs a good home was just
like the senate budget night masturbate
only this time he was primary not at all
but not quite a lot of people thought i
was trying to convert in separate
laughing actually thought that i one of
those people that are different
for the files that i will say that about
traveling and have a male dot com
really funny but watching that there's
so many things that i would think that
release immediately communities scenes
opening
access are not really a cat percent
by basically once i started talking with
a started the story and my boys with
protecting the lights were on i got into
reporter made out of concentrating on
the story when i was saying i was
holding the capital wasn't very
conscious of what
the new wave of the cat was making felt
when you have heard like flow motion you
can stop a spot coming that yelling i
work at it on my plate not back at my
dot
without
okay out here is a yes
dot com perot had that every like
remarks
slashes problematic self
and she has a very sweet cat as she has
been for lots of different cavity l
city says u
and i think that's a lot saying you know
but i don't really know how
properly ever have a delusional software
like a baby edward that's in some ways i
think it will
that he doesn't ever so that i think
that is that a lot that this is an
official in the clinton
no that what you're up for the rest of
your heavyweight title that interested
me like the new resigned as the person
lives it's a tough situation let's go
over your head
and how do you recall her because you
know
imported
dinner out is that if you have a
situation how do you have a request or
do you had at that moment
advances led government like an
out-of-body experience it with having an
effect almighty against advisories
unanimous consent that
at night
define yourself at moment while the
story was might maestro actual story was
playing
our government and if you want to get
into the and i just dance movements
inside christmas music with a smile and
he'd anymore
the whole story
just so we're clear
there was a cat and its crash the past
attempt to put a stop in the press is a
clear of because it's bad
scratched approached me understand it
actually becomes details this week dog
pees on treatment
mean to you
but i do like him
uh...
they give you five becuase
that all the sudden was this year dot
take agnew revisited optik at at a
scratch that won't tell me that this is
above the cat may have a delicate it
teddy was shot back into the
limps religious stories programs have
registered to breakfast in the morning
it wasn't it with me i did not uphold
the cat
well what i would do stories you have to
do you know
intro allowed on the stand up in a tag
in everything
and it takes time of those pieces
generally
bus stations estimated ten now between
like fifty five seconds and intend to do
what stuff to move move move move move
but a military i was one of our online
maverick school students most peace
but because we could it was to was not
until the show because that was going on
c_d_ probably do if i worked in a bear
market pilot that are
but basically military
i worked in charleston was law and if
you tried to do a minute-forty let me
know down a bit of time
kathleen
cochran cat attacked
that's four minutes
they spent four minutes talking about
was like when you get scratched by the
cat and now i don't know if you're a
copper let's put the f_e_c_ gandhi go to
the hospital
do you think shes
shots at each other jobs from
construction
so i don't know
i want to plastic surgeon he told me it
was it would be ok decide to get some
skin grafts

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Joe Dangerfield - Studio C




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DANGERFIELD!

>>HEY KIDS!
IT'S ME, JOE DANGERFIELD.
AND WELCOME BACK TO MY SHOW WHERE I CONFRONT
THE MOST
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TODAY'S FIRST GUEST IS MIKE, WHO WORKS AT
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>>IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE JOE.
[APPLAUSE] >>SO MIKE, AS A ZOOKEEPER,
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE INSECT?
>>WELL, PROBABLY THE BLACK ANT.
IT'S VERY ANNOYING AND IT INFESTS
THE OTHER ANIMAL'S FOOD.
>>REMEMBER KIDS, BLACK ANTS ARE
THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF DEATH IN THE UNITED STATES.
>>UH, THAT IS NOT TRUE.
>>IF YOU SEE A BLACK ANT, THE BEST THING YOU
CAN DO IS PLAY DEAD.
MOST ANTS JUST KILL FOR THE THRILL.
>>I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF BEARS.
>>HA HA!
ACTUALLY BEARS ARE PERFECTLY
HARMLESS AS LONG AS YOU
HAND FEED THEM SO THAT THEY DON'T GET HUNGRY.
>>UH, JOE KIDS ARE PRETTY IMPRESSIONABLE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL.
>>TIP OF THE DAY.
ALWAYS CAMP ALONE!
A BEAR IS MUCH MORE LIKELY TO ATTACK A LARGE
GROUP THAN AN INDIVIDUAL.
>>OKAY, KIDS, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
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>>AND IF YOU SEE A MOTHER GRIZZLY BEAR,
GRAB HER CUBS AND RUN!
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>>WHO ARE YOU?
>>NEXT ON THE SHOW, MIKE'S GOING TO TEACH
US
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>>OH, THANK HEAVENS.
OKAY KIDS, IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER--
>>THAT ALL PUPPIES ARE BLOODTHIRSTY KILLING
MACHINES!
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THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL!
>>THIS PUPPY IS AN ANGEL.
HER NAME IS DAISY.
>>DAISY?
THAT'S LIKE CALLING JACK THE RIPPER
MISTER SNOWFLAKE.
>>NOW WHEN GROOMING, THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS-
>>RAISE YOUR BRUSH
HIGH ABOVE YOUR HEAD, CIRCLE THE
BEAST WITH CAUTION.
IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE THAT MEANS HE
IS ACCEPTED YOU.
NEXT MAKE FOREHEAD-TO-FOREHEAD CONTACT, BUT REMEMBER
DOG'S SALIVA IS THE MOST LETHAL
VENOM ON EARTH,
SO DO NOT LET HIM LICK YOU.
>>AH!
OH!
OH!
IF I HAD NOT RECEIVED THE PROPER MEDICAL TREATMENT,
I WOULD HAVE DIED WITHIN ONE MINUTE OF INFECTION.
>>I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
>>FINALLY ON THE SHOW WE'RE GOING
TO BRING OUT A
CREATURE SO DANGEROUS, IT KILLED
FIVE OF OUR TRAINERS
WHO ATTEMPTED TO CAPTURE IT.
WE LIKE TO CALL IT THE WINGED DEATH,
BUT IT'S MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS
THE MONARCH BUTTERFLY.
>>THE MONARCH IS THE GENTLEST
CREATURE ON EARTH.
WATCH KIDS AS I HARMLESSLY PUT MY
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[ANIMAL SCREECHING] >>OH!
OH!
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>>JOIN US NEXT WEEK-- SHOOT HER!

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