‘My school is a good school’: La Loche shooting survivor tells her story - Monsters vs Aliens

‘My school is a good school’: La Loche shooting survivor tells her story




‘My school is a good school’: La Loche shooting survivor tells her story
Cayleen Jayden Park arrived at La Loche Community School in Saskatchewan, Canada around 1 o’clock and was in a good mood.
The 10th grader was getting ready for her day when she heard the school bell ring, so she decided to take a quick walk around the school before it began at 1:05 p.m., she told RT in an interview. As she made her way to the common area to enjoy the last remaining minutes of free time before classes, she heard three gunshots.
That’s when everything changed. During a shooting at the school, five people were killed and another two were injured, according to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. However, Cayleen disputes the number and says that the shooting claimed four lives. The suspect is in custody.
When Park heard the shots, she describes the fear she felt as paralyzing. “I just stood there,” she said over FaceTime. “I had a panic attack. The principal was telling everyone to get into classrooms.” It wasn’t until then that she was able to gather herself.
“I ran into Miss Albertine’s office. Other students saw what I was doing and ran into classrooms.” She remained in the office for two hours during the lockdown, listening to the sounds of the police trying to talk to the shooter, who she says was “yelling.” She wasn’t sure what he was yelling, “’call the police,’ I don’t know. I was panicking and scared.”
The shooter will remain unnamed at this time, but Park confirms that he was a student and older than her.
The uncertainty and fear she felt was shared by her sister, Robyn Park. Robyn, who is “like a mother to [Cayleen],” heard about the shooting through social media. “I had no idea what was going on, I just saw everyone posting about it on Facebook. I was really scared,” Robyn said to RT. She was able to get in touch with Cayleen by calling her through Facebook.
Luckily, the 10th grader made it through the lockdown uninjured physically, but she is unsure how to handle it. She said that “there will be something up for people to talk about it,” but she doesn’t know if she will attend. She said that one friend was shot in the leg and another classmate was also shot.
Both Cayleen and Robyn are shocked by what happened at La Loche Community School. When asked what Cayleen wants the world to know about it, she said “my school is a good school; no one expected this to happen.”

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Monsters vs Aliens




[whirring]
[yelling]
[♪ The Buchanan Brothers: When
You See Those Flying Saucers]
♪ You'd better pray
to the Lord ♪
♪ When you see
those flying saucers ♪
♪ It may be the coming
of the Judgment Day ♪
[beeping]
Hey, Jerry, you might wanna
check this one out.
Palomar just picked it up.
Looks like some type of UFO,
and it's heading this way.
How many times do I have
to tell you? UFOs don't exist.
- We're never gonna see...
- [beeping]
Wow, its energy signature
is massive.
Holy Cheez-Its!
What do we do?!
No one told us! I took
this job because you
never have to do anything!
Jerry, stop it. Let me
calculate its impact point.
Looks like...
...Modesto, California.
Supernova, this is Red Dwarf.
We actually have one!
Code Nimoy!
I repeat, Code Nimoy!
[heavy breathing]
[wheezing]
[gurgling]
[door creaking]
[screaming]
[wheezing]
What are you guys doing here?
It's 5:00 in the morning.
Hurry, turn on the TV!
Turn it on now!
...and some early morning fog,
giving way to sunny skies.
Seventy-five degrees.
A perfect day to stop by
the old folk art and craft show
down at the fairgrounds...
...or a perfect day
to marry Susan Murphy.
I love you, baby.
- I love you, too.
- Aww!
- Aww!
- And good morning, Modesto!
[man] Channel 172.
[♪ The Exciters: Tell Him]
♪ I know something
about love ♪
♪ Gotta want it bad ♪
♪ If that guy's
Got into your blood ♪
You look gorgeous, sweetheart.
Thanks, Mom.
♪ The very part of you ♪
♪ That makes you want to
breathe ♪
Ah! My little girl!
- Daddy!
- Now, I want you to know that,
even though I'm about
to give you away...
[sniffling] ...I will always
be here to take care of you.
Don't cry because
then you'll make me cry,
and that'll be a mess.
[sobbing]
I can't help it!
Hello, everyone! Attention,
attention!
Wedding starts in 30 minutes!
- My beautiful daughter-in-law!
- Hi, Mama Dietl.
It's like a fairy tale.
The Weatherman and
the Weatherman's Wife.
[sighing] Romantic.
[sighing] I know.
Just think, this time tomorrow,
I'm gonna be in Paris!
And someday, we won't
just be honeymooning there.
Derek will become an anchor
or a foreign correspondent.
And we'll travel
all over the world.
Honey, my fingers are crossed.
One thumb is shorter than the
other. It runs in the family.
- Derek doesn't have that.
- It skips a generation.
Your kids are gonna have it!
[cackling]
[sighing]
- Wow, you look beautiful.
- [sighing]
So do you. I mean, handsome.
I mean... Sorry. I'm just
a little frazzled.
I just spent way too much time
with our parents.
Don't worry, OK?
We'll be alone soon, just us.
Hm... Eating cheese
and baguettes by the Seine,
feeding each other
chocolate crepes. [sighing]
Um...
- Is something wrong?
- No, no!
It's just that, well...
[sighing]
There's been
a slight change of plans.
We're not going to Paris.
- What? Why not?
- Because we're
going somewhere better.
- Better than Paris?
- Oh, yeah.
Where? Tahiti?!
Nope! Fresno!
Fresno!
Fresno.
In what universe is Fresno
better than Paris, Derek?
In the andquot;I've got an audition
to become Channel 23's new
evening anchorandquot; universe.
Got the call from the
general manager, he wants me
to come in immediately!
- Isn't that great?
- Derek!
That's...
...amazing! It's amazing.
Fresno's a top 50 market,
isn't it?
It's 55th, but we're
on our way, babe!
[sighing] Now, look.
About Paris...
Oh, it's OK. It's fine!
As long as we're together,
Fresno is the most romantic city
in the whole world.
- I'm so proud of you.
- Of us! Not just of me.
I mean, of course, but we're a
team now. You're so proud of us.
Now get out of here. It's bad
luck to see me in my dress.
Oh, come on. You know
I don't believe in that stuff.
I'll be waiting for you
at the altar...
...the handsome news
anchor in the tux.
[chuckling]
Love you! There, I said it.
I love you too.
- [rumbling]
- [gasps]
[gasping]
[panting]
[grunting]
Susan!
[sighing] Where could she be?
Susan! Where are you?
- [gasps]
- [gasping, moaning]
Susan!
Where have you been?!
I think I just got hit
by a meteorite.
Oh, Susan. Every bride feels
that way on her wedding day.
My goodness, look at you.
You're filthy.
- Thank God I have Wet Ones.
- [engine rumbling, stopping]
[grunting, panting]
[playing Here Comes the Bride]
[indistinct whispering]
Wow.
You're glowing.
Thank you.
No. No, Susan, you're, like,
really glowing. You're green!
[gasping]
Oh, no! [groaning]
Derek!
[grunting]
Oh, my gosh!
What's going on?!
- What's happening?!
- You're all shrinking!
Huh-uh! You're growing!
- Well, make it stop!
- Get me the government!
Oh!
- This is impossible!
- [screaming]
No, this can't be happening.
[screaming]
Wait, wait. Everybody, it's OK!
Have some champagne
while we're figuring this out!
Thumbs! Thumbs!
Derek! Help me! Ahhh!
Sweet Lord! [grunts]
Here comes the bride!
Oh, Carl! It's her
wedding day! [grunting]
- Derek? Derek?
- [man] All non-military
personnel, clear the area.
Beam hurt Derek.
- Susan?
- Thank goodness you're OK!
What's happening to me?
Don't panic! Don't worry!
Whatever you do, don't drop...
[yelling]
- Derek!
- Sorry, sir.
Who are you people?
What are you doing?
- [grunting]
- Stop it! Be careful!
Get your hands off me!
Don't you know who I am?
Please, just leave me alone!
[screaming] Ow!
[gasping]
[screaming]
[man] She's coming down!
- [man] Watch out!
- [grunting]
Move it, move it!
Let's go! Move it, move it!
- [grunting, gasping]
- Pull, pull!
Derek?
[man on radio] All right,
let's get this baby on the bus.
- [beeping]
- [Susan gasps]
[Susan]
Honey, could you hit the snooze?
[groaning]
Baby, why did you set the alarm?
We're on our honeymoon.
[grunting]
Hello?
- What's going on?
- [whirring]
[rumbling, thumping]
- [gasping]
- [whirring]
[shouts]
[beeping stops]
- [gasps]
- [thud]
[rumbling]
[gasping]
Hello?
[gasping]
[male] Is it just legs?
Did they capture
a giant pair of legs?
[male 2] Silence, B.O.B.!
She'll hear us!
- [B.O.B.] How?
Legs don't have ears.
- [male 2] Just shush!
Hello?
Is there someone there?
- Could you tell me where I am?
- [whirring]
[gasping]
Hello? What was that?
[gasps]
- Hello.
- Ew!
Will you stop...?! Careful!
Please, madam!
Stop! Doing! That!
Whatever mad scientist made you,
he really went all out.
You can talk. [gasping]
- Hi there!
- Ugh!
Ah! My back!
Just kidding!
I don't have a back!
Forgive him, but as you can see,
he has no brain.
Turns out you don't need one.
Totally overrated!
As a matter of fact,
I don't even... [gasping]
[choking] Oh!
I forgot how to breathe!
Don't know how to breathe!
Help me, Dr. Cockroach!
Help! Help!
- Suck in, B.O.B.
- [inhaling]
[sighing]
Thanks, Doc. You're a lifesaver.
- [Susan gasps]
- Wow, look at you.
I know what you're thinking.
First day in prison, you want
to take down the toughest guy
in the yard.
Well, I'd like to
see you try. [grunting]
[grunting] Ninja!
- [cracking]
- Ow!
Ah! Gosh.
- Look, she's speechless.
- She?
Yes, B.O.B.!
We are in the presence
of the rare female monster.
No way! It's a boy.
Look at his boobies.
We need to have a talk.
Gentlemen, I'm afraid
we are not making
a very good first impression.
At least I'm talking.
First new monster in years,
we couldn't get
a wolf man or a mummy?
Just somebody
to play cards with.
[sighing, clearing throat]
Might we ask your name, madam?
Susan.
No, we mean
your monster name.
Like, what do people scream
when they see you coming?
You know, like,
andquot;Look out! Here comes...!andquot;
Susan.
Really?
Suuusaaan!
Ooh, I just scared myself.
That is scary.
- [alarm sounding]
- Yes! Eat times.
[electronic whirring, beeping]
That is repulsive!
Oh! An old slipper!
[grunting]
[fizzing, bubbling]
Please, God, please
tell me this isn't real.
Please tell me I had a nervous
breakdown at the wedding,
and now I'm in a mental
hospital on medication
that's giving me hallucinations.
[grumbling, growling]
- [roaring]
- [screaming]
Don't scare Insectosaurus!
He's gonna pee himself,
then we'll all be in trouble.
Every room has a door!
There's gotta be a door here!
It's OK, buddy.
Don't worry about it.
Who's a handsome bug, huh? You
like it when I rub your tummy?
Please! Somebody!
I don't belong here!
- Let me out!
- Hey, that is not a good idea.
- Let me out!
- [whirring]
Monsters, get back
in your cells.
- [whirring]
- [gasps]
Oh, thank goodness.
A real person. You
are a real person, right?
Not one of those
half-person, half-machine,
you know, whatever
you call those things.
- A cyborg?
- Oh, no! You're a cyborg?!
Madam, I assure you,
I am not a cyborg. The name
is General W.R. Monger.
I'm in charge of this facility.
Now follow me.
It is time
for your orientation.
In 1950, it was decided
that Jane and Joe Public
could not handle the truth
about monsters, and should
focus on more important things,
like paying taxes.
So the government
convinced the world
monsters were stuff of myth
and legend and then locked them
away in this facility.
Uhh!
But I'm not a monster!
I'm just a regular person.
I'm not a danger
to anyone or anything.
- [yelling]
- [sputtering]
[man] Don't let her get me!
Sorry.
[cow mooing]
- How long will I be here?
- Indefinitely.
- Can I contact my parents?
- No.
- Derek?
- Negative.
- Do they know where I am?
- No, and they never will!
This place is an X file,
wrapped in a cover-up
and deep-fried in
a paranoid conspiracy.
There will be zero contact
with the outside world.
[roaring, snorting]
[hooting]
...seven, eight...
[grunting]
...999... [gasping]
...1,000. [grunting]
I can't believe I did ten sets.
[laughing]
Ah! Susan!
You wouldn't happen to have
any uranium on you?
I just need a smidge.
Rescind Dr. Cockroach's
toy box privileges
immediately.
We had the prison psychologist
redecorate your cell.
Try to keep you all calm-like.
[Susan]
But I don't want a poster.
I want a real kitten
hanging from a real tree.
I want to go home.
Come on, little Debbie,
please don't cry. It makes
my knees hurt.
Don't think of this
as a prison.
Think of it as a hotel
you never leave because
it's locked from the outside!
[mechanical whirring]
Oh, and one other thing.
The government has changed
your name to Ginormica.
[gasping]
[female voice]
Begin reanimation sequence.
Who dares to wake me?
Quantonium has been located
on a distant planet
in the Omega Quadrant.
The Omega Quadrant? Lame.
[female voice] The trajectory
of the Quantonium meteor
has been traced
to sector 72-4,
the planet
locally known as Earth.
What a miserable-looking
mud ball.
Send a robot probe!
Extract the Quantonium
with extreme prejudice.
I want it all.
Every last drop!
Yes, Gallaxhar.
[Gallaxhar]
Nothing can stand in my way now.
[♪ Journey: Who's Crying Now]
♪ One love feeds the fire ♪
♪ One heart burns desire ♪
♪ Wonder, who's crying now? ♪
Don't rush me, Katie!
I'm just not ready.
Oh, relax, Cuthbert. It's just
like dancing. I'll lead.
- Ah!
- [signal breaking up]
Katie, I have a gymnastics meet
tomorrow. So maybe, uh...
Uh, did you open the top?
Oh, thank goodness.
It's the police.
We weren't doing anything,
officer!
Yeah, nothing at all.
[roaring]
[Cuthbert] Jiminy!
Why did I even let you
talk me into this?
Maybe we should
get out of here.
Or maybe we should
go check it out.
Katie, are you nuts?
Wait! Don't leave me alone!
Ah! [grunting]
No! My ankle!
- [cracking]
- I think it's broken!
Katie?
[groaning] This is the
worst date ever.
Katie, I'm frightened.
[screaming]
It was first spotted at
midnight last night by
a couple in romantic embrace.
No one knows what it is
or where it came from.
All branches of the military
were immediately mobilized.
What is that, Henshaw? OK.
I have just received word
that the president
of the United States
has arrived and will
attempt to make first contact.
I must approach it alone.
This is all about
peaceful communication.
Yes, sir,
Mr. President.
[♪ Les Deux Love Orchestra:
Planet Claire]
Perimeter stable. Got a bead
on Papa Bear. All clear.
[panting]
[panting]
[cracking knuckles]
[playing Close Encounters
of the Third Kind]
[gulps]
[clearing throat]
[playing Axel F.]
[beat joins in]
[panting]
[dog barking]
[rumbling]
[all gasping]
[whirring]
[all exclaiming]
- [man] Let's go!
- [man 2] Get out of the way!
[man] Set her down, now.
Here we go!
[indistinct shouting]
[grunts]
Whoa!
Commander, do something violent!
You heard the president!
Light 'em up!
We're getting pummeled down
here! Call in air support!
Call in air support!
Yeah!
[indistinct radio chatter]
[squeaking] Call in...
[clearing throat]
Call in a full retreat!
Full retreat!
Full retreat, all troops!
Wheels up.
Papa Bear is on the move.
Wait. So that's
how you want to play it?
- Eat lead, alien robot!
- [robot gulps]
- Evidently, they eat lead.
- Get him on the chopper.
[grunting] I'm brave!
I'm a brave president!
Get out of the way!
[panting]
[beeping]
[grunting]
[man] Sir! We need
to declare a...
[man 2] We need
to overthrow that robot
and install our
own government!
[man 3] Let's
sacrifice the elderly to it!
I say we invade it!
The Earth only has
two weeks left!
If that thing walks into
a populated area there'll
be a major catastrophe!
We need our top scientific minds
on this. Get India on the phone!
Can we transport the United
States to a safer planet?
Give this alien a green card
and make him proud
to be an American.
Sir, it's at dire times like
this when stop and ask myself,
andquot;What would Oprah do?andquot;
Hang it all! What's the point?
It's a disaster.
[all] Stop! No!
That button launches
our nuclear missiles!
Well, which button
gets me a latte?
Uh... That would be
the other one, sir.
What idiot designed this thing?
[man] You did, sir.
Fair enough.
Wilson, fire somebody!
[Wilson] Yes,
Mr. President.
Listen up. I'm not going
to go down in history
as the president
who was in office
when the world
came to an end,
so somebody think of something,
and think of it fast!
That is a good cup of joe.
[General Monger]
Mr. President?
Not only do I have an idea,
but I have a plan!
Hoorah!
Now, conventional weapons
have no effect on this thing,
and we all know nukes
ain't an option.
Sure, they are. I just...
- [all yelling]
- No! Don't do it! Stop!
I won't kid you, Mr. President.
These are dark times.
The odds are against us.
We need a Hail Mary pass.
We need raw power!
We need...
...monsters.
Monsters! Of course!
It's so simple!
I... I'm not following you.
Over the last 50 years,
I have captured monsters
on the rampage,
and locked them up
in a secret prison facility.
So secret that the mere
mention of its name
is a federal offense.
Is he referring
to Area Fifty...[gasping]
Mr. President,
say hello to Insectosaurus!
[screaming]
Miss Ronson, please.
Nuclear radiation turned him
from a small grub
into a 350-foot-tall
monster that attacked Tokyo.
Here we have the Missing Link.
[screaming]
A 20,000-year-old frozen
fish man who was thawed out
by scientists.
He escaped and went on a rampage
in his old watering hole.
This handsome fellow
is Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D.,
the most brilliant man
in the world.
He invented a scientific machine
that would give humans the
cockroach's ability to survive.
Unfortunately,
there was a side effect.
- [Miss Ronson screaming]
- [General Monger groans]
- Now, we call this thing B.O.B.
- [Miss Ronson screaming]
Will someone
get her out of here?!
- [glass breaking]
- [scuffling, grunting]
Thank you.
A genetically altered tomato
was combined with
a chemically altered
ranch-flavored dessert topping
at a snack food plant.
The resulting goop
gained consciousness,
and became an indestructible
gelatinous mass.
And, our latest
addition, Ginormica.
[screaming]
[clears throat]
General, continue.
Her entire body radiates
with pure energy,
giving her enormous
strength and size.
Sir, these monsters are
our best and only chance
to defeat that robot.
Don't we already
have an alien problem?
We don't need a monster
problem, too.
You got a better idea, nerd?
[all groaning]
OK. Stay where you are.
[clears throat]
General,
I propose we go forward
with your monsters-versus-aliens
idea... thingy.
[The Missing Link]
Go fish.
[♪ Little River Band:
Reminiscing]
♪ Walking through the park ♪
Do you...
...have any...
...threes?
Yes. I do!
How are you doing this?
You're the luckiest guy I know.
Luck ain't got nothin'
to do with it. [chuckling]
- [radio stops]
- What the...? Hey!
[beeping]
They called me crazy, but I'll
show them. I'll show them all!
[cackling]
Doctor, I'd prefer you didn't
do your mad scientist laugh
while I'm hooked up
to this machine.
[Insectosaurus growling]
You're right, Insecto.
You've been letting
that quack experiment
on you for over a month.
I'm not a quack!
I'm a mad scientist!
- There is a difference.
- Guys, what choice do I have?
If he can make me normal,
or even six-foot-eight,
I can get out of here,
get back to the life
I'm supposed to have.
- I should be in...
- Let me guess, Fresno?
Well, Fresno is just a stepping
stone. Next stop, Milwaukee.
- And then New York
and then someday, hopefully...
- Yeah, we know. Paris.
Throw the switch, Doctor,
but don't do the laugh.
Now you'll feel
a slight pinch in the brain.
[maniacal laughter] Sorry.
[electricity surging]
[yelling]
[echoing] Susan!
- Yoo-hoo!
- [Susan] Am I small again?
I'm afraid not,
my dear.
- [sighing]
- [sizzling]
In fact, you may actually
have grown a couple of feet.
[nervous chuckling]
That's OK, Doc.
We'll try again tomorrow.
You really don't get it,
do you?
No monster has ever
gotten out of here!
That's not true!
The Invisible Man did.
No, he didn't. We just told you
that so you wouldn't get upset.
He died of a heart attack
25 years ago.
No!
Yeah... in that
very chair.
He's still there.
[whimpering]
You see what I'm saying?
Nobody's leaving.
Nobody's ever getting out.
Good news, monsters!
You're getting out!
Until today.
So let me get
this straight, Monger.
You want us to fight
an alien robot.
And, in exchange, the president
of these United States
authorized me
to grant you your freedom.
[sighing] I can't believe it!
Soon, I'll be back
in Derek's arms...
...or he'll be in mine.
I can't wait for spring break
back at Cocoa Beach,
just freaking everybody out.
And I'll go back to my lab and
finally finish my experiments.
No, no! That's me, B.O.B.
Then I'll be
a really giant lady.
That's Susan, B.O.B.
Fine. Then I'll go back to
Modesto and be with Derek.
That's still Susan, B.O.B.
[B.O.B.] I think I deserve
a chance to be with Derek!
All right, let's go!
[grunting]
[horns honking]
[man over bullhorn] Everybody
move in an orderly fashion!
This is an emergency!
We are evacuating the city!
Exact change is appreciated,
but not necessary!
Let's move out!
[gasping] This is San Francisco!
This isn't far from my home!
[sighing] Feel the wind on your
antennae. Isn't this wonderful?
I haven't been outside in 50
years. It's amazing out here!
It's hotter than I remember.
Has the Earth gotten warmer?
That'd be great
to know that. That would be
a very convenient truth.
[rumbling]
Whoo-whee!
- Now that's a robot!
- It's huge.
Try not to damage it too much.
I might want to bring it
back to the farm!
No, wait! You didn't say
anything about it being huge!
Wait! No, don't leave!
I think he sees us.
Hello! Hi! How you doing?
Welcome!
We are here to destroy you!
I can't fight that thing.
I can't even...
I've never... [gasping]
I'm hyperventilating. Does
anybody have a giant paper bag?
Relax.
Old Link's got this
under control.
Hide in the city, Susan.
You'll be safe there.
But stay away from the
Tenderloin! It's a little dicey!
Finally, some action. I'm gonna
turn that oversized tin can
into a really dented
oversized tin can.
OK! Does anybody have
a 20 on Insectosaurus?
Wow! Would you look
at the size of that...
Foot!
I got him, you guys! I got...
Don't worry, I won't let go!
I'm wearing him down!
Please tell me
he's slowing down!
Get to the city, Link.
I'll catch up with you
as soon as I can.
Or maybe you'll have
to catch up with me.
[heavy footfalls in distance]
[gasping]
[gasps]
[yelling]
[gasping, grunting]
[screaming]
[panting]
[yelling, grunting]
[yelling, gasping] Oh, no!
No, no, no!
[screaming]
Oh.
[screams, gasping]
[gasping]
[yelling]
OK, OK. I got this.
- [thud]
- [The Missing Link] Ow!
[grunting]
Yep, that hurt.
[yelling]
Get in! I have a plan!
[laughing]
[grunting]
[cackling]
Hot dogs!
[laughing, inhaling]
[yelling]
All right, Link,
I'm going to pull up alongside
it! You get up in there,
get to its central
processing unit, and...
- Hey, guys, catch me!
- No!
Let's go, let's go!
Keep it moving!
Hey! No honking!
Whoa!
Excuse me! Coming through!
On your right! No control!
[horn honking]
Oh, no.
[gasping]
OK! It's going to be OK! Look,
I'm gonna get you out of there!
Hold on a second! We have to
get off the bridge before...
- [screaming]
- [gasping]
[screaming]
[all screaming]
[yelling]
Ah!
No, no, no! Get away from me!
[roaring]
[whirring]
Coming through! Watch it!
[screaming]
[panting]
Hey, furball, where you been?
[grunting]
Yeah, I know.
Papa's a little out of shape.
Excuse me! He's trying
to kill me! Why is it
doing that? Why would it...?
[screaming]
Oooh...
[grunting]
- Wow.
- [grunting, gasping]
[gasping]
- [tires squealing]
- [passengers screaming]
- Wow. You're doing great!
- I'm doing everything!
Not for long. Come on, you guys.
Let's take this thing down!
[grunting]
A deflector shield. Typical.
[grunting]
[gasping, grunting]
You can't crush a cockroach!
[cackling]
[grunting, yelping]
[grunting]
[panting]
Right, right.
Here we go.
[grunting]
- [groaning]
- Insectosaurus!
- [moaning]
- Insectosaurus!
- B.O.B.!
- What?
- Help me!
- Sorry.
I was staring
at this bird over there.
We have to get
these people off the bridge!
- Got it.
- [woman screaming]
No, B.O.B.!
Move the dividers!
Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad.
Go, go, go, go!
[grunting]
Link!
Oh, I don't feel good.
OK. Susan, you can do this.
[grunting]
[gasping]
[rumbling]
[grunting]
All right.
Let's take this thing down.
[grunts]
[female voice]
Retrieval has failed.
Don't get upset.
It happens to everyone.
Ah! That lower life form
thinks she can steal
my Quantonium?
Send another probe at once!
[female voice] Quantonium
cannot be retrieved via robot.
Carbon-based life form,
locally known as Susan,
is now too strong.
Oh, you think because
you're all big and strong
and you can
destroy my robot probe
that you're gonna send me
running and hiding?
My days of running
and hiding are over!
Computer, set a course to Earth.
I will retrieve
the Quantonium myself,
even if I need to
rip it out of her body
one cell at a time!
[female voice]
Careful, it's hot.
Three weeks ago, if you
had asked me to defeat
a giant alien robot,
I would have said, andquot;No can do.andquot;
But I did it! Me!
I'm still buzzing. I mean,
did you see how strong I was?
There probably isn't a jar
in this world I can't open.
You were positively heroic,
my dear.
I especially loved how you saved
those people on the bridge.
It was a nice touch.
Wasn't she amazing, Link?
Yeah, she was great.
Really cool. Loved it.
Oh, poor Link.
After all that tough talk, you
were out-monstered by a girl.
- No wonder you're depressed.
- I'm not depressed. I'm tired.
Why are you tired?
You didn't do anything.
Well, I haven't
been sleeping well.
I got sleep apnes... apnea.
Whatever. It's not fun.
So Link's a little rusty...
I mean, sleep deprived.
You'll be back to your old self
in no time. And so will I.
What happened to the andquot;there
isn't a jar I can't openandquot; stuff?
Wait. Did you find
a jar you couldn't open?
Was there pickles in it?
Where's the giant
jar of pickles?
What my associate
is trying to say
is that we all think the new
Susan is the andquot;cat's me-wow.andquot;
[chuckling]
- I'm sorry.
- Aww.
Thanks, you guys.
That is so sweet,
but I have a normal life
waiting for me. You know?
So tell me, exactly,
how this normal life thing
works with you
being giant and all.
I'm not gonna
be a giant forever.
Derek won't rest until
we've found a cure for my...
...condition. We're a team.
We could all do with a Derek.
Perhaps, someday, we could
make his acquaintance!
Really?
You guys want to meet Derek?
First stop, Modesto!
Ginormica, I called
your family to tell
them you were coming home.
I also called the Modesto PD,
told them not to shoot at you.
Thanks, General.
[chuckling]
OK, remember, these people
aren't used to seeing, um...
...anything like...
...you, or you...
...or you.
So just be, you know, cool.
Just be, you know...
- Follow my lead.
- [crunching noise]
[all yelling, grunting]
Stop! That was an accident!
Don't destroy anything!
[crashing]
[woman] Susan?
- Susie Q!
- Mom? Daddy?
Did they
experiment on you?
No, Mom. I'm fine.
It's OK. They're with me.
These are my new friends.
- Oh, Derek!
- [screaming]
I missed you so much,
thinking that we'd
someday be together again!
It's the only thing that got
me through prison! I love you!
I love this man!
No, B.O.B.! That's my mother!
You're suffocating her!
- [grunting]
- Honey, are you all right?
- I taste ham.
- [Susan] Sorry, Mom.
He's just a hugger.
Where's Derek?
Uh, he's at work, sweetie.
You know how he is
about his career.
We're not gonna
celebrate without him!
Susan! What do I do
with all your little friends?
Just put out some snacks!
They'll eat anything!
[rattling]
Oh! Ambrosia!
[♪ Sam the Sham and
the Pharaohs: Wooly Bully]
How's it going?
Qué pasa, girlfriend?
Way to cut up a rug, Insecto!
- [roaring]
- [car alarms blaring]
Who wants to go for
a swim with the Link?
Ah!
Hi. I'm Benzoate-Ostylezene
-Bicarbonate.
Or you can call me B.O.B.,
whichever's easier.
Did I come on too strong?
I'm sorry.
I'm a little rusty. I've been
in prison my whole life.
Why'd I mention prison?
Oh, I didn't mean
to scare you.
I'm just going to go.
Oh, I feel so stupid.
All right.
Everyone, just stay calm.
Whatever you do,
do not provoke them.
Anyone care for an Atomic
Gin Fizz? It's got quite a...
- ...kick.
- [screaming]
Chlorine! Chlorine!
Chlorine in my eyes! Ahhh!
- [all screaming]
- They're turning on us!
Everyone, run for your lives!
[all screaming]
What are they
running away from?
[laughing]
That's hilarious, Jim.
That's exactly the kind of
down-home country humor I'm
gonna miss when I'm in Fresno.
This is Derek Dietl, signing off
for the very last time.
- Good night, Modesto!
- [man] Channel 172.
- [man 2] And cut.
- [bell rings]
- [applause]
- [indistinct chattering]
So did you like that sign-off?
Just made it up.
[screaming]
[people screaming]
Oh, my goodness.
Wait, wait, wait! But, but...!
[grunting]
- [gasping] Oh, Derek.
- [yelling]
You wouldn't believe
my last three weeks!
- You wouldn't believe it.
- [yelling]
[grunting, groaning]
Thinking about you was the
only thing that kept me sane.
[gasping] Can't breathe!
Ribs collapsing!
- Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry!
- [grunting]
- Oh, my goodness.
Is that better?
- Oh, my...!
- [groaning, panting] Oh, yeah.
- OK. OK.
I'm just still kind of
getting used to my new strength.
Wow! You really are big!
Yeah, but I'm still me.
I'm still the same girl
you fell in love with.
Except you did just destroy
the Golden Gate Bridge.
Well, but that was
the only way that I was
gonna stop that giant robot!
You ever think I could
do something like that?
No, I didn't. I can honestly say
it never, ever, ever, ever,
ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever, ever occurred to me.
Look, I know this is
a little weird.
OK. [laughs] It's a lot weird,
but we'll figure it out.
I know that, together,
we can find a way
to get me back to normal.
Susan, try and look at this
from my perspective.
I have an audience
that depends on me for news,
weather, sports
and heart-warming fluff pieces.
You expect me
to put all that on hold
while you try to undo
this thing that happened to you?
That I had absolutely
nothing to do with?
Yes. That's exactly
what I expect.
What about the life
we always talked about?
Don't you still want that?
Of course. I just...
...don't see how
I can have that with you.
Derek, please,
don't do this.
[sighing]
You have to face facts, Susan.
And don't crush me
for saying this, but I'm
not looking to get married
and spend the rest of my life
in someone else's shadow.
And you're casting
a pretty big shadow.
I'm sorry. It's over.
Good luck, Susan.
[sniffling]
Wow! What a shindig!
Your parents really know
how to throw it down.
What? No, that
was a great party.
One of the best I've been to
since I got out of prison.
I must have been
at a different party,
'cause that's not
how I interpreted it at all.
I don't think your parents liked
me, and that JELL-O gave me a
fake phone number.
Well, at least the garbage
was free. You know? I mean...
Ah, who are we kidding? We could
save every city on the planet,
and they'd still treat us
the same way they've always
treated us... like monsters.
Right. Monsters.
Anyway, how is Derek?
[sighing]
Derek is a selfish jerk.
- No!
- Yes.
All that talk about andquot;us.andquot;
andquot;I'm so proud of us.andquot;
andquot;Us just got a job in Fresno.andquot;
There's no andquot;us.andquot;
There was only Derek.
Why did I have to get hit
by a meteor to see that?
- I was such an idiot!
- [B.O.B. giggling]
Why did I ever think life with
Derek would be so great, anyway?
Look at all the stuff
I've done without him.
Fighting an alien robot?
That was me, not him.
And that was amazing!
Meeting you guys? Amazing.
Dr. Cockroach,
you can crawl up walls
and build a supercomputer
out of a pizza box,
two cans of hairspray, and...
- And a paper clip!
- Amazing!
And you! You hardly need
an introduction.
You're the Missing Link!
You personally carried
250 co-eds off of Cocoa Beach,
and still had strength
to fight off the National Guard!
And the Coast Guard.
And also, the lifeguard.
Amazing!
B.O.B.! Who else could fall
from unimaginable heights and
end up without a single scratch?
- Link?
- You.
Amazing!
[roaring]
Good point, Insecto! Susan,
don't short-change yourself!
Oh, I'm not gonna short-change
myself ever again!
- Testify!
- Yeah.
- [all laughing]
- Oh, yes.
[yelling]
Susan!
- [roaring]
- [yelling]
Way to go, Insecto!
[grunting]
- [squeaking]
- Insecto, look out!
[squealing]
[groaning]
Insectosaurus! No!
[moaning]
You're gonna make it.
It's gonna be all right.
Look at me.
Don't you close those eyes.
Don't you dare close those eyes.
You can't...
[grunting]
[groaning]
[gasping]
- [yelling]
- [Gallaxhar laughing]
You must be terrified.
You wake up in a strange place,
wearing strange clothes,
imprisoned
by a strange being floating
on a strange hovering device.
Strange, isn't it?
Hardly. It's not the first time.
Wow. You really get around.
To the extraction chamber!
Look. What is it
that you want from me?
You have stolen
what is rightfully mine!
I didn't steal
anything from you.
Your enormous, grotesque body
contains Quantonium,
the most powerful substance
in the universe.
Did you really think
you could keep it from me?
That's what this is all about?
You destroyed San Francisco,
terrified millions of people...
...you killed my friend,
just to get to me?
Yakakakaka. Silence! Your
voice is grating on my ear nubs.
It's a shame you won't be
around to see what the power
of Quantonium
can do in the tentacles of
someone who knows how to use it!
I know how to use it
just fine!
Don't bother. That force field
is impenetrab...
[yelling] What the Flagnard?!
- [electricity sizzling]
- [grunting]
[yelling]
Ha! That should
stop your puny...
[yelling]
Computer,
close door, hangar two!
- [grunting]
- Close door, hangar three!
- [grunting]
- Door, hangar four!
No! Close them all!
- Ah!
- [grunting]
Whoa!
Ah!
Whoa... [yelling]
[shouts]
- [groaning]
- [takes deep breath]
Oh.
Ah!
[screams, grunts]
- Computer, begin extraction!
- [beeping]
[giggling]
[moaning]
[Gallaxhar giggling]
Finally, I can rebuild my
civilization on a new planet.
Any thoughts on where
I should set up shop?
Your planet, perhaps?
You keep your
slimy tentacles off my planet!
- [gasping]
- If you wanted to stop me,
you should have done it when
you possessed the Quantonium!
Now you're nothing.
There are innocent people down
there who didn't do anything!
There were innocent people
on my home planet
before it was destroyed.
I'm sorry your planet
was destroyed.
Oh, don't be. I'm the one
who destroyed it.
Confused?
After I reveal
my tale to you,
everything will
become crystal clear.
Computer,
initialize cloning machine.
[female voice]
Yes, Gallaxhar.
Many zentons ago,
when I was but a squidling,
I found out my parents were...
[buzzing]
No child should ever
have to endure that!
So I went on the road
with a giant...
[buzzing]
And soon thereafter was married!
Things were going well,
until she wanted to...
[buzzing]
And then I was all, andquot;No way!andquot;
And she was all, andquot;Yes, way,andquot;
and I was like...
[buzzing]
But I've told you
too much already!
Let the birth of my new planet,
now called...
...andquot;Gallaxhar's Planetandquot; begin!
[whirring]
Once again,
a UFO has landed in America,
the only country UFO's
ever seem to land in.
Excuse me. What's that, Henshaw?
Okey-dokey.
Uh, we now take you, live,
to a transmission
from the alien spacecraft.
Humans of Earth,
I have come in peace.
You need not fear me.
I mean you no harm.
However, it is important to
note most of you will not
survive the next 24 hours.
And those who do survive
will be enslaved
and experimented on.
You should in no way
take any of this personally.
It's just business.
So just to recap:
I come in peace, I mean you
no harm and you all will die.
- [crowd gasping]
- Gallaxhar out.
[crowd screaming]
OK, boys, set the terror level
at code brown 'cause
I need to change my pants.
- What're we gonna do now, doc?
- [sighing] I... I don't know.
I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
We're not gonna let
Insecto die in vain.
We're gonna get up there,
find Susan,
and we're gonna take
that alien down!
All right, gentlemen,
you've got enough juice in
those jetpacks to get up there
but not enough to make it home.
I'll come get you if I can.
If I don't, it means I'm dead.
Or late.
I've been your warden
for close to 50 years.
That's no longer the case.
For what it's worth...
- That's rude. What did we do?
- No, B.O.B., that's not rude.
That's a sign of respect.
General,
it's targeting us!
That's the idea, Lieutenant.
Hold your course.
Steady. Steady.
- [zap]
- Hard right! Hard right!
I can't shake it!
Hang on to your socks!
We're going for a ride!
Whee-ha!
[crashing]
That's why I always
wear a parachute, Lieutenant.
You can let go
of me now, Lieutenant.
- [grunting]
- [rumbling]
[gasping]
[cawing]
Who are you signaling?
We're right here.
Hey, zip it!
- Clone!
- Hail Gallaxhar!
No, not all of you.
You, there.
Um, how do I do this?
Three back.
No, no, no, no. That guy next
to you. The one I'm pointing at!
You! The one...
Yakakakaka!
You, clone! Yes! Good!
[sighing]
Take the prisoner
to the incinerator.
She's useless to us now.
- Hail Gallaxhar.
- Hail me.
Wow. Ginormica ain't so...
andquot;ginormicandquot; anymore.
How are we supposed
to get to her?
There's too many of them.
It's impossible.
I may not have a brain,
gentlemen, but I have an idea.
This is not
going to work.
[grunting]
[The Missing Link] Halt!
I... Gallaxhar, command you
to hand over the prisoner
this instant.
Clearly, you are defective
beyond repair.
Guards, take this defective
clone to the incinerator!
Well, what are you waiting for?
You and you!
- [scoffing] Seriously?
- Yes! Take the prisoner
and the defective clone
to the incinerator!
Uh, of course, sir.
Here's a security pass,
just in case.
- Would you like a gun?
- Yes, I would.
Hey, guys, look.
OK.
I can't believe you guys
came to save me. Thank you.
Don't mention it. We monsters
got to stick together.
But I'm not a monster anymore.
I'm just me.
My dear, no matter what your
size, you'll always be...
...nothing but a filthy,
carbon-based life form!
[all] Hail Gallaxhar!
Hail Gallaxhar.
These disguises are the bomb!
That's it! Follow me.
- The only way to save Earth...
- [all] Hail Gallaxhar!
Hail Gallaxhar. The only way...
- [all] Hail Gallaxhar!
- Hail Gallaxhar.
...to save Earth
is to blow up this ship...
- [all] Hail Gallaxhar!
- Hail Gallaxhar.
...before the
invasion starts.
So... how do we do this?
We need to find
the main power core.
Excuse me, could you direct us
to the main power core?
Gladly. It's right there,
above the extraction chamber.
Thank you very much.
Hail Gallaxhar.
- Watch out!
- Look out, brainless!
Give me that thing!
A weapon like this needs
to be in the hands
of someone responsible.
[grunting]
- Oh...
- [gasps] What?
Hail Gallaxhar?
[all] Monsters!
[female voice] Monsters.
Monsters?
- [alarm blaring]
- Attention, all aliens!
Destroy all monsters!
[all yelling]
You want some of this?
[yelling]
[grunting]
You want to hurt my friends,
you'll have to go through me!
- [grunting]
- [groaning]
- Oh, yeah.
- [all yelling]
[yelling]
- Susan!
- Ah!
- [laughing]
- I can't believe we made it!
[all shouting]
[yelling]
- [thud]
- [The Missing Link] Ow!
O... M... G.
[female voice]
Warning, intruder.
- [beeping]
- [female voice laughs]
You'll never figure
out my color code.
A hexadecimal
color code system.
This won't be but a moment.
[cackling]
Red, green, blue,
yellow, orange, baby blue,
purple, pink, mauve, gold,
avocado, adobe gold!
[dance music playing]
[indistinct yelling]
- [Susan yelling]
- Doc, come on, dance!
[female voice] Your busted,
tired dance moves are no match
for my security protocols.
We can't hold
them off much longer!
One thing you don't
know about me, my dear.
My Ph.D... is in...
...dance!
[echoing] Dance! Dance!
[female voice]
Security protocol breached.
Ship has been set
to self-destruct.
Total annihilation
in T-minus six minutes.
- Launch the invasion then!
- Invasion no longer possible.
Oh, space balls!
Divert the Quantonium
to the bridge, and prepare
my escape capsule!
Look at that! They're
all running scared!
Monsters win! [laughs]
Uh, I don't think
that's why they're running.
[female voice] Ship
will self-destruct
in T-minus five minutes.
- Hail Gallaxhar!
- [yelling]
We're not gonna make it!
- [grunting]
- [yelling]
- Whoa!
- Hang on!
[all grunting]
- Keep going!
- [screams]
[grunting]
[straining]
[groans] It's no use.
It won't budge.
[grunting] If I was still
Ginormica, I could do this!
Susan, get out of here
while you still got the chance!
No! Don't say that.
I'm not leaving you guys.
Yes, you are.
Rendezvous with Monger.
He's outside the ship,
waiting for you. Go
while there's still time.
[female voice]
Ship will self-destruct
in T-minus four minutes.
Don't you worry about us, Susan.
You finally have a chance
to get your old life back.
I don't want my old life back.
They think they've stopped me?
They've stopped nothing.
[female voice] Female
carbon-based life form,
or Susan, not contained.
What?
Attention, robot probes!
Crush the earthling!
[gasping]
[screaming]
[female voice]
Robot bay has been destroyed.
[growling] Fire phasoid cannon!
[yelling]
[grunting] Are you crazy?
You could have killed me!
Then we understand each other.
Now open the doors
and let my friends go.
Or what? You don't
actually think you're
a match for me, do you?
[female voice] Quantonium
has been successfully diverted
to the bridge.
Escape capsule
ready for transport.
Like I told you before,
you should have defeated me
when you had the Quantonium.
Have fun exploding!
[both grunting]
Yah!
[both yelling]
[grunting]
[giggling]
Ah!
Now open the doors.
Even if I wanted to,
I couldn't!
That's what happens when you
set a ship to self-destruct!
Now we're all going to die!
And there's nothing
you can do about it... Susan.
I wouldn't be so sure.
And the name is Ginormica.
[female voice]
Total annihilation
in T-minus one minute.
It's been an honor
knowing you, Doc.
The feeling's mutual,
my friend.
I'll see you guys
tomorrow for lunch.
That's right, B.O.B.
And there'll be candy
and cake and balloons.
Cake and balloons for lunch?!
It's gonna be the best day ever!
I love you guys!
[rumbling]
- By Hawking's chair!
- [grunting]
[all yelling]
[female voice]
Total annihilation
in T-minus 30 seconds.
- [screams] Where's Monger?
- He's supposed to be here!
He said the only reason
he wouldn't be here is
if he was dead!
[yelling]
Or late!
[roaring]
Insectosaurus? You're alive!
[laughing]
And you're a butterfly!
Hee-haw!
[female voice] Eight...
...seven...
...six...
...five...
...four...
- ...three...
- Come on!
- Come on!
- ...two...
...one.
Hm, nothing happened.
Maybe my count was...
- There they are!
- [cheering]
[man] Here they come!
[roaring]
Whoo!
[laughing]
- Yeah!
- [screaming]
- Oh, great.
- [woman screeching]
- [kissing sounds]
- [women screeching]
Oh, boy.
- Susie Q!
- Daddy!
Oh, Susan. Ever since you were
a baby, I knew that someday...
...you would, you know,
save the Earth from
an invasion from outer space.
Thank you,
but it wasn't just me, Mom.
Excuse me! Hello!
Coming through! How are you?
- Susan!
- Derek?
Baby, I thought long and hard
about what happened between us.
And I want you to know...
...I forgive you.
- You forgive me?
- Of course.
It wasn't your fault
you got hit by a meteor
and ruined everything.
And you know what? I say maybe
you didn't ruin everything.
I just got a call from New York.
They offered me network.
All I have to do is get
an exclusive interview from you.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I get my dream job
and you get your dream guy.
It's a win-win for Team Dietl.
Derek...
...that's amazing.
- Uh, is the camera rolling?
- Absolutely.
[grunting, yelling]
Good, because I wouldn't
want your fans to miss this.
[gasping]
This is Susan Murphy, saying,
andquot;Goodbye, Derek!andquot;
[yelling]
- B.O.B., could you, uh...?
- [Derek yelling]
[muffled shouting]
Derek, you are a selfish jerk,
and guess what?
I've met someone else.
She's lime green.
She has 14 little chunks
of pineapple inside of her,
and she is everything
I deserve in life!
I'm happy now,
Derek, without you!
It's over!
Turn it off.
Monsters, I'm so proud of you,
I could cry,
if I hadn't lost
my tear ducts in the war.
But not crying will have to
wait. The world needs you again.
What is it, General?
A snail fell into
a French nuclear reactor.
As we speak,
Escargantua is slowly
making its way to Paris.
Well, I've always wanted to
go to Paris. Now who's with me?
What do you say,
Butterfly... osaurus?
- [roaring]
- We're in.
- I'm in!
- Count me in, too.
[crowd cheering]
Au revoir, sweetie!
- Have a safe flight!
- [Carl] Yeah, and hang on!
[roaring]
[B.O.B.] Goodbye, Derek!
Good luck getting over me.
[Susan] Uh, B.O.B., it's me
he's never going to get over.
[B.O.B.] Wait, wait!
You were dating Derek, too?
That two-timing jerk!
[♪ Henry Jackman: Monster Mojo]
♪ So you think you can dance ♪
♪ Half person
Half machine ♪
♪ Who dares wake me? ♪
♪ Begin reanimation sequence ♪
♪ Lame ♪
Everyone, let's welcome
my new chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff,
General W.R. Monger!
Thank you, Mr. President.
What a great way to celebrate
my 90th birthday.
Very good, Warren.
All right.
♪ Let's get it
started in here ♪
- Nerd?
- Gentlemen,
I have assembled
a preliminary budget estimate
for the rebuilding
of San Francisco.
Zoinkers. This is going
to be a boring one.
Good time for a cup of joe.
Warren, how do you take it?
Hit me with a double venti
organic chocolate brownie
caramel Frappuccino, extra hot,
with one inch of foam...
- ...non-fat.
- You got it! Black it is.
- [indistinct shouting]
- [woman] Mr. President! Wait!
My God, man!
What have you done?
Time to wave the white flag
and head for the bunker, boys.
Let's check on the situation
in 500 years.
Who wants to freeze my head?
[♪ The B-52's: Planet Claire]
♪ She came from
Planet Claire ♪
♪ I knew she came from there ♪
♪ She drove
a Plymouth Satellite ♪
♪ Faster than
the speed of light ♪
♪ Planet Claire has pink air ♪
♪ All the trees are red ♪
♪ No one ever dies there ♪
♪ No one has a head ♪
♪ Some say she's from Mars ♪
♪ Or one of the seven stars ♪
♪ That shine after
3:30 in the morning ♪
♪ Well, she isn't ♪
♪ She came from
Planet Claire ♪
♪ She came
from Planet Claire ♪
♪ She came from
Planet Claire ♪
[♪ Sheb Wooley:
Purple People Eater]
♪ Well, I saw the thing
coming out of the sky ♪
♪ It had one long horn
and one big eye ♪
♪ I commenced to shakin'
and I said, andquot;Ooo-eeeandquot; ♪
♪ It looks like
a purple people eater to me ♪
♪ It was a one-eyed, one-horned
flyin' purple people eater ♪
♪ One-eyed, one-horned
flyin' purple people eater ♪
♪ One-eyed, one-horned
flyin' purple people eater ♪
♪ Sure looks strange to me ♪
- ♪ One eye ♪
- ♪ Well, he came down to earth
and he lit in a tree ♪
♪ I said, andquot;Mr. Purple People
Eater, don't eat meandquot; ♪
♪ I heard him say
in a voice so gruff ♪
♪ andquot;I wouldn't eat you
'cause you're so toughandquot; ♪
♪ Well, bless my soul
Rock and roll ♪
♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪
♪ Pigeon-toed undergrowed
flyin' purple people eater ♪
- ♪ I like short shorts ♪
- ♪ Flyin' purple
people eater ♪
- ♪ What a sight to see ♪
- ♪ Purple people ♪
♪ Well, he went on his way
and then a-what do ya know? ♪
♪ I saw him last night
on a TV show ♪
♪ He was blowing it out
A-really knockin' 'em dead ♪
♪ Playin' rock and roll music
through the horn in his head ♪

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